windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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