my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
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It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
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I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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