Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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