I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
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Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
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Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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