So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
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what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
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The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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