East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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