Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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