i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
