glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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