WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
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LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
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At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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