they need to just BURY HIM!
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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