HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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