singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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