We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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