So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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