Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
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So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
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2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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