Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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