so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
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Male strippers are involved. You are coming
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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