I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
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I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
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Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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