Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
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Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
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She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
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