sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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