I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
you never un-have a 4some
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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