I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I just forgot I was standing up.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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