To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
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If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
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Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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