I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
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after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
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You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
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