am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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