can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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