she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
i need to put some appletini on your dick
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
soo... how was my night?
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