Plan B is the new Plan A
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize