on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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