office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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