Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
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