I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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