I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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