come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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