I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
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At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
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the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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