Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
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Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
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Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
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