you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
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hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
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pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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