I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
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i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
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Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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