She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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