Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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