would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
Randomize