his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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