Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
im holly from the hills drunk
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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