so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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