Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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