The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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