i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I just cut my nipple shaving
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
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You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
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15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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