I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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