It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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