I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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