I swear she didn't look like that last week.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
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Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
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Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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