That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I need help removing her.
she woke up with a sticky ear
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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