Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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