she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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