So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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