id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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