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she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
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It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
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I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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